The following is a post Masters rant from our good friend Danny N:
Good morning Steve,
I know you didn't want Tiger to win,but I hope you were not rooting for Charl(es).
I have an idea that would change the Masters.
If a player happens to hole out shots from his ass,and then birdies 4 coming in,because he does not feel Masters pressure, which he should feel if he really cared about winning the Masters, then that player must validate his win.
If he fails to win anything decent in the next few years, he loses his Green Jacket, and his shared locker with San Sneed. ( I know you are thinking that Sam Sneed is dead. Well he is NOT! Augusta National does not want him on the grounds anymore, so he signs autographs across the street at the local Harris Teeter,for free dog food for his hounds).
This VALIDATION would be retroactive. The following players are no longer considered Masters Champions:
Larry Mize. He only won an Aureus shirt contract after that.
Tommy Aaron. Hank's brother is out!
Mike Weir.Canadians should not be invited any way.
Trevor Immleman. He scored a Transitions Eyewear commercial with Joe Paterno
Zach Johnson. For obvious reasons.
Gay Brewer. He did validate,his first name is GAY.....So he is out!
Thanks for letting me vent, Dan.
Some nice vitriol. Well done sir!
Nice rant Danny!
ReplyDeleteLooking at that photo, it appears Phil's Boiler has increased a bit over the last year. That button is about to sanp off and hit CHARL in the dome!
ReplyDeleteYes,Frenchy.......It's early in the year though. He will work it off.
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