Useless News Filler

As the dumbing down of America continues, I am going to post a new category of content on this site. It will be called "Useless News Filler" or UNF for short. You have no doubt heard this shit but like me just accept it and go about your business. I believe that the only way to get rid of it is to first point it out and make fun of it and it's providers. For instance, I just listened to the lead news story at the top of the hour on a local AM talk station. The teaser before breaking for commercial was......"What you should do if the grass is too wet to mow, details after these messages!" I have to admit, they hooked me to listen through the commercial. Upon his return to the airwaves, the "news" reporter informed me that if the grass is too wet to mow it is best to wait until the next day as it may be drier. The reporter then had an expert, a garden store employee, confirm that it is best to wait until the grass dries out before mowing. I am making this one of my personal missions to erradicate the world of this garbage. Lastly, I am growing concerned that I am spending far too much time in my car listening to talk radio. Good night now. RB