FORCAST: RAIN!

My god! Living in C Town is tough enough.......Does it really have to rain every day too? How about some snow to give us one more kick to the sack!

BIG SHAQ

This pic was posted by The Onion. A brilliant photo shop that is funny as hell. Perhaps Shaq was working on his boiler while he was chillin on the bench.

THE POLICY

Hello again my boiler brothers! I wanted tell you about something that can literally change your life for the better. I call it "The Policy". When I turned 50, I decided that it was time to set things straight. I announced to my beautiful family that going forward, I would no longer be attending gatherings or functions that I really did not want to attend. You know what I am talking about..........Those marginal events that you feel pressured to attend, because if you don't, somebody will be offended. Well you know what? I don't care any more! Now,to be sure, if you chose to invoke The Policy, you also must accept it when you host a gathering, somebody does not show up, because they did not feel like coming. Live The Policy.......Accept The Policy. It will set you free! Of course, The Policy could earn you a registered letter from your wife's attorney.

A MASTER DISAPPOINTMENT

The following is a post Masters rant from our good friend Danny N:

Good morning Steve,

I know you didn't want Tiger to win,but I hope you were not rooting for Charl(es).

I have an idea that would change the Masters.

If a player happens to hole out shots from his ass,and then birdies 4 coming in,because he does not feel Masters pressure, which he should feel if he really cared about winning the Masters, then that player must validate his win.

If he fails to win anything decent in the next few years, he loses his Green Jacket, and his shared locker with San Sneed. ( I know you are thinking that Sam Sneed is dead. Well he is NOT! Augusta National does not want him on the grounds anymore, so he signs autographs across the street at the local Harris Teeter,for free dog food for his hounds).

This VALIDATION would be retroactive. The following players are no longer considered Masters Champions:

Larry Mize. He only won an Aureus shirt contract after that.

Tommy Aaron. Hank's brother is out!

Mike Weir.Canadians should not be invited any way.

Trevor Immleman. He scored a Transitions Eyewear commercial with Joe Paterno

Zach Johnson. For obvious reasons.

Gay Brewer. He did validate,his first name is GAY.....So he is out!

Thanks for letting me vent, Dan.

Some nice vitriol. Well done sir!

The Major Difference Between Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson - John Feinstein - Golf News & Articles | Golf Channel

The Major Difference Between Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson - John Feinstein - Golf News & Articles Golf Channel This is an excellent article. I can root for Mickelson. Tiger? Ahh.....Not so much.

THE MASTERS

Hello again my Boiler Brothers! Yes,it is almost here.....My favorite week of the year: Masters Week! The Masters is my favorite golf tournament, for many reasons. To me, it signifies so many positive things: The end of winter,the beginning of golf & baseball season,final four weekend. I love the Masters because of the history and tradition, and the fact that it is played on the same course every year. You even know where the pins will be on Sunday. To me, the Green Jacket is the coolest tradition in golf. Yes, it is a great time of year. Enjoy it! It's good to be alive!